Not the way I want it to, at least...

I’d like to be able to come up with marketing campaigns, whole cloth, in zero time flat.

I’d like to be able to say the wittiest thing that could be uttered, with pinpoint timing to boot.

I’d like to daze and dazzle modern scholars with my thoughts, And get a grip on physics, and think far outside the box.

I’d like to be original, say things none have said, and strike deep inspiration at night as I lay my head.

I’d like to lead a conference, change at least a couple lives, And give my muse a singing fuse the moment she arrives.

I’d like to get my brain to work the way I’d like it to. Until then, I will try my best and share my thoughts with you.